guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(via cumbertasty)

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

  • Nicole Scherzinger
  • ????????
  • ?
  • ?
  • ??
  • ?????

(via armadillo)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via snorlaxatives)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via whoredinarygirl)